check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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