I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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