Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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