Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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