I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
Randomize
