I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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