lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I am naked and annoyed.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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