She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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