And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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