I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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