He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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