Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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