he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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