He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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