he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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