So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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