Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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