I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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