Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Randomize
