Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
