I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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