I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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