Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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