Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
