May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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