apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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