I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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