So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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