She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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