Do you still have your period?
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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