Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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