The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
no, he came in my armpit
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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