I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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