yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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