i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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