i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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