we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
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