He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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