i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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