I wanna bring you to show and tell
At least make sure they are 18
Why
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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