It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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