At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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