I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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