Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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