i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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