Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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