Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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