So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Someone shattered a urinal.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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