If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
The air was thick with penises
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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