Sponge bath it is.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
You may now shotgun with the bride
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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