My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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